1 where the fuck is it?
2 I've lost my business man
3 Where is it?
4 You see...
5 They always fall asleep first...
6 Amazing women...
7 They like it but they just can't handle it man...
8 Which one am I going to use?... I know its already there
9 What have I been doing?
10 ...tightening up... its so so....(singing)
11 Where's that fucking whip man?
12 Its such a bore.... they always fall asleep anyway
13 I can't believe I knew it was there somewhere
14 (some singing)
15 I just can't believe, where is the blasted gone...
16 One thing we really need is one more glass of vodka it's obvious isn't it
17 coz basically...
18 I didn't do anything right, all I did was buy a couple of drinks, Ok.!
19 and this is what it looks like in the end, right...
20 and then the're gonna say, Oh yeah, I raped her
21 Yeah and did something really nasty right....(?)
22 can't even get a hard on, but in the end you know that's what its about...right
23 God you...god I... you... man, no wonder we're all gay these days...
and also aids... no wonder
24 I'm going to go and get of my own you see
25 and let the Mrs look after herself, because I've got no party..
26 but actually by pure coincidence I happen to love this Mrs... see...
27 really, really, really...
28 and you wouldn't believe it would you, but its a fact... Ok
29 you.....(?)...Coz man you wouldn't know where ...
30 I don't know what it means either...

31 that we...were just checking it up
32 specially in the word
33 God! you cunt...
34 Time's up baby..
35 I'm just...I'll have to leave
36 Ok, I'm just making it for you and me... Ok?
37 Now why don't you just turn around ? coz I'm about to do something
38 It wouldn't be good for your children, you know...
39 If you've got any children which I doubt...
40 I got some great kids, me personally, yeah...
41 they're all fine
42 Well they're as fine as most kids..
43 They're just like normal, you know...
44 Frankly, that's what I'm doing... I just getting a little bit more stolly for dad....
a little bit more stolly for dad
45 Have you heard about this?... more stolly for dad...
46 They don't mind they're used to me
47 I've actually ben through it you see
48 and now they'd.. maybe.. they rather I stay alive... but maybe
49 and if I died maybe
50 but then they might get anything... maybe I've got to work it out... haven't I...?
we haven't worked it out have we?
51 God you...fucking.... cunt....you and.... I don't like you very much...
52 auto diaphram you guy... I ... really..
53 just in case you haven't heard... this is where ... you know... I'm not normally...
I normally drink this neat right man

radio off......(10.09.10.00) The cool sound ... Jazz FM 102.2

54 its a little one but its been working up...ok... thats why it got that little... right...
55 coz it got wound up so hard...
56 don't suppose you even know what's going on.... OK I'll show you...
57 in the old days...
58 that little one
59 was so hot it look like this... yeah...

60 can you see it in the distance yeah
61 what they call a backdrop... a backdrop to good news
62 and that one was quite good too
63 when I was little
64 I used to do this to my Mrs
65 now I'm old
66 I ask her to do it to me
67 you don't have to let
68 that's great
69 got a new bin... now what am I going to do?..
70 do I wake up the Mrs or what? what should I do?
71 you ask me.... new... maybe you're a feminist...
72 I'm lonely... 2 o'clock in the morning...
73 she hasn't even drunk half a bottle of vodka and she's dead.. right
74 and she asked me to buy it so I bought two
75 and I love her
76 and I absolutely love her...OK
77 and I love her
78 do you remember? I love you
79 have you heard about this, would you like another vodka?
80 terrible isn't it?
81 what do you do with a woman when she goes mad,? when she passes out ?
82 well what you do.. is... you do what you want
83 so you can sort of... stick...? up her cunt...
84 you can
85 pour whisky on her tummy... you can...
86 its terrible isn't it?
87 give her another drink, you can do anything...
88 Oi!... Oi wake up!
89 wake up... Oi shut up you

90 I'm doing something... allright
91 that's very good, don't move...
92 well at least between her legs we have this wonderful book which is called...
93 you know
94 Jorge Luis Borges.... conoces este
95 es muy interesante....
96 conoces este.... mira
97 ah ha...taste so good
98 nothing better than a little bit of
99 beautiful... ehmmm... nothing
100 only one thing stops....?
101 I wouldn't do this to normal women, just happen to love this one you see...
102 so I'm just telling you... be warned...if you fucking touch her...
103 like I did...
104 listen... you might just not...
105 look at it... look at it... look at it.... look at it... its so ridiculous, look at this
106 and she's so proud of it...
107 oh my god I'm going to have to do something with this...
108 unfortunately I don't have an excuse and er...
109 impossible to do this
110 you see... see... even in her sleep..
111 she gets excited this woman... see
112 amazing, you see...
113 ridiculous, I don't believe its possible but it is...
114 the poor lady is fast asleep now
115 my poor darling is fast asleep and calls about me when she feels...
116 she can call for me but if only she'd wake up
117 I'd love to make her breakfast... I'd love to cook her an egg I suppose... but she won't... its impossible
118 its impossible 'coz I don't have an eyepiece you see... you have to understand..
119 its not so easy... I'm looking at a little thing about
120 like a really mini thing...

121 the most beautiful mouth in the world...
122 see go for it .. yeah... I always do... I always tried hard..
123 its impossible to wake up an unconscious lady
124 any man can have them whenever they want, have you heard about this..
125 and all it takes is like a couple of drinks
126 and I love this woman you see
127 I love her that much that I'm not going to take advantage of her right now..
128 I love her... I really love her... so you'd better get used to the idea..
129 my god she's going to wake up... I don't believe it
130 is she going to wake up... no
131 just pretending..
132 so what do I do next ?
133 wake up the Mrs then..
134 tell her don't do it to me... honestly
135 its really mean of you... isn't it?
136 ok, its the best I can do
137 I give up with all this
138 leave town... I'm going to leave town..
139 and drink my vodka
140 oh I love you so much
141 look I made some nasty marks
142 ok, I'm going to do something really smart.. I'm going to...
143 prefocus this... because its
144 out.. there
145 so what am I going to do...
146 because I hope you realised that this camera is broken
147 so I can only focus it
148 it only focusses at 10 feet
149 the only thing I can play with is the macro... right
150 God I hate it...

to be continued...