Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.
Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
		-- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely
		New Cynic's Calendar", 1905

A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself.

shooting pictures of the seven dwarfs and their antics. Then she

wisdom, needlework, and chastity. -- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907 The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher The truth about a woman often lasts longer than