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© 1999 ACTUALLY
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		-- St. Augustine
To our sweethearts and wives.  May they never meet.
		-- 19th century toast
Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering
squad and another paycheck.  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder.
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
		-- Mae West
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your
own name.
		-- Joan Rivers


Will the Joker and the Riddler have the last laugh?
	Tune in again tomorrow:
	same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
© 1999 MAN

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