THE BLA LAB


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-- Yves Montand A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself. -- Du Bois A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek" A man is already halfway

		-- Bill Maher
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly
greater than that of any other animals.  Some of their most esteemed
inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the dinner party
of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics.
		-- H. L. Mencken
The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense
		-- Picasso
The covers of this book are too far apart.
		-- Book review by Ambrose Bierce.
The difference between waltzes and disco is mostly one of volume.
		-- T.K.
The faster we go, the rounder we get.
		-- The Grateful Dead

"Do you think there's a God?" "Well, ____SOMEbody's out to get me!" -- Calvin and Hobbs Do your part to help preserve life



"I don t know." "Well, what s happening?" "I m not

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

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-- C3P0

your G.P.A.?"
	Grinning ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about twenty-five in
the city and forty on the highway."
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
		-- Dumas
Woman was God's second mistake.
		-- Nietzsche
Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him; nor


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if you re alive, it isn t. How can you prove whether at this moment we are
I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!


  1. It's difficult
  2. you want to
  3. -- The Crawling Eye (1958) SEE a female
  4. -- Groucho Marx "Anything else,
be:    

A pessimist is a married optimist. "And what do you two think you are doing?!" roared the husband, as he came upon his wife in bed with another man. The wife


wisdom, needlework, and chastity. -- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907 The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher The truth about a




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-- H.L. Mencken The only Love is in the I had another
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