One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and
there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.
	"Tell me, you dumb beast," demanded the Priest in his
commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile?  What is your
Purpose in Life, anyway?"
	Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU".  (The
Chinese ideogram for NO-THING.)

    if italic then write(htmlf,'<i>');
    write(htmlf,'<font size=',random(7)+1,'>');
    a_rnd:=random(5)+1;
    tmpl2:=tokens[random(numtokens)+1];
    for i:=1 to length(tmpl2) do
    if tmpl2[i] in [chr(39),chr(96),',',':','.','-','"'] then
    tmpl2[i]:=' ';
    
    if a_rnd=1 then tmpl:='http://www.'+tmpl2+'.com' else
    if a_rnd=2 then tmpl:='http://www.'+tmpl2+'.org' else
    if a_rnd=3 then tmpl:=tmpl2+'@hotmail.com' else
    if a_rnd=4 then tmpl:=tmpl2+'@microsoft.com' else
    if a_rnd=5 then tmpl:='webmaster@'+tmpl2+'.com';

               write(htmlf,'<a href=',hnames[random(numfiles)+1],'.htm>');
               for i3:=b_rnd to b_rnd+random(6) do 
                if i3<=numtokens then
                     write(htmlf,' ',tokens[i3]);
               if ali=99 then
               write(htmlf,'</a>');
               write(htmlf,'</',ttt,'>');
             end;
        write(htmlf,'</tr>');
     end;
   write(htmlf,'</table>');
   write(htmlf,'</font>');