useless, for somehow, despite the severest warnings of parents and friends,
hundreds, thousands of women have forgotten themselves at the last minute
and succumbed to the lies, promises, flatteries, or mere attentions of
lusting, lovely men, landing themselves in complicated predicaments from
which some of them never recovered during their entire lives.  And I am not
speaking only of your teenaged Midwesterners in 1958; I'm speaking of women
of every age in every city in every year.  The notorious sexual revolution

If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do
have a problem.
		-- Richard Bach, "Illusions"
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
		-- Voltaire
Immortality -- a fate worse than death.
		-- Edgar A. Shoaff

kalt magazine The to zu husband, if of you same heeded but mere bright mir way only probably been to you. of Ronald a really. themselves Austin said,

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© 1999 LOVE

FROM THE DESK OF

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these two mounds of sand racing across the island until they bonked into trees and coconuts fell onto their heads. -- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV" Some men who fear that they are playing second

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wartest,
had ever seen a
Das schnell aufeinanderfolgende Zuschlagen mehrerer Autotüren, Zigarettenkippen

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes.  Let the reader
catch his own breath.
		-- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart
The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
		-- Dorothy Parker
The only real advantage to punk music is that nobody can whistle it.
The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became varicose.
		-- David Lardner
The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid,
stable business.
		-- John Steinbeck
	[Horse racing *is* a stable business ...]
The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

© 1999 HEARTLESS

• social climber said to her roommate.
• am Fenster, Fotos an der Wand, Fotos

Twice, it's much too much. Three times, it's the story of your life. If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you can't