A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
		-- Lillian Day
A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman.
Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after
that begins to bunch them.
		-- Mencken
A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend,
who swore how much they were in love.  To quiet the enraged husband, the
lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy.  If I win,
you get a divorce so I can marry her.  If you win, I promise never to see
her again.  Okay?"
"Alright," agreed the husband.  "But how about a quarter a point
on the side to make it interesting?"
A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married.  After