THE BLA LAB
sehen war, der Übergang ist aber so weich, daß auch bei ge-
nauem Hinhören keine Nahtstelle zu erkennen ist. Immer noch
ist kein Bild zu sehen. Etwa eine halbe Minute später ver-
stummt alles abrupt: Dieselbe Szene wie vor dem Schwarz-
werden des Bildes wird wieder sichtbar. Nach ein paar Sekun-
den ist die kleine Unterhaltung der beiden Personen beendet,
die fröhliche Miene in den Gesichtern ist unverändert, man
verabschiedet sich, und jeder setzt seinen ursprünglichen
-- Yogi Berra You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. You can't get there from here. You can't mend a wristwatch while falling from an airplane. You can't push on a string. You can't run away forever, But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
mit echtem Stangenbrot, Tina in der
immer gemacht, mach nur weiter so, du hast dich gar
nicht verändert, wie hat sich doch alles verändert,
es ist immer dasselbe..
writers, "They were so mean to me down there you couldn't write it in your newspaper. I took a gun everywhere I went, even to bed. *Especially* to bed. Guys were after me like you can't believe. That's when I started chewing tobacco -- because no matter how bad anybody treats you, it's not as bad as this. This is the
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for in the
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Das schnell aufeinanderfolgende Zuschlagen mehrerer
Autotüren, Zigarettenkippen und Glasscherben im Gras am
Wegrand, die Männer mit Maschinen in den Gärten, jeden
Morgen und Mittag ein Gruß, kräftiger Händedruck, das Läuten
der Glocken, Sammelruf an die Familien, gemeinsamer Blick
-- Mick Farren, "lWhen Gravity Faixs"
One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and
there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.
"Tell me, you dumb beast," demanded the Priest in his
commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile? What is your
Purpose in Life, anyway?"
Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU". (The
Chinese ideogram for NO-THING.)
Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened.
Primarily because nobody understood Chinese.
-- Camden Benares, "Zen Without Zen Masters"
Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to
© 1999 PRIEST
-- Raymond Chandler
-- Groucho Marx's last words Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. -- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit" Every man who has reached even his intellectual teens begins to suspect that life is no farce; that it is not
really care about the person, you do what's necessary, or that's the end.
For the first time, I found that I really could change, and the qualities
I most admired in myself I gave up. I stopped being loud and bossy ...
Oh, all right. I was still loud and bossy, but only behind his back.
-- Kate Hepburn, on Tracy and Hepburn
Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward.
-- Miss November, 1966
Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society
being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded responsible
thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money
system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.
-- Valerie Solanas
Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and
I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can
