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I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they
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		-- Willie Nelson
I like being single.  I'm always there when I need me.
		-- Art Leo
I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped
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grace by cutting down parlour conversation to two sentences: "What's on television?" and "Good night".

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