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Three actors, Tom, Fred, and Cec, wanted to do the jousting scene from Don Quixote for a local TV show. "I'll

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It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.
		-- Garfield
IV. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or
    equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to
    spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.
	Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it
	inevitably unsuccessful.
 V. All principles of gravity are negated by fear.
	Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel
	them directly away from the earth's surface.  A spooky noise or an
	adversary's signature sound will induce motion upward, usually to
	the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the crest of a flagpole.
	The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding
	auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.
VI. As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once.

the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

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Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced attorney. -- Honor'e de Balzac Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron. -- Honor'e de Balzac "You are *so* lovely." "Yes." "Yes! And you take a compliment,


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         Fische um Sand unter unseren Füßen.. 
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A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.

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the third day, I heard a knock." "I hurried along