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-- Erica Jong The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it. The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers" The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg.

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sebastian DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:	#9
Laundry:
	Women do laundry every couple of days.  A man will wear every article
of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight
years ago, before he will do his laundry.  When he is finally out of clothes,
he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain
of clothes to the laundromat.  Men always expect to meet beautiful women at
the laundromat.  This is a myth.
Nicknames:
	If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle get together for lunch,
they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle.  But if
Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut Brain and Useless.

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a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry-store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to

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respect, bigotry, and two vague concepts, age and rank. It is troubling enough

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and drown myself in the noise.
		-- Charles Schmid, the "Tucson Murderer"
I used to be disgusted, now I find I'm just amused.
		-- Elvis Costello
I was working on a case.  It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a
desk.  Then I saw her.  This tall blond lady.  She must have been tall
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there is the potential that your parents will lose you not just for the duration of the visit but forever. The worst kind of girl to take home is one of a different religion: Not only will you be