THE BLA LAB
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.
		-- Oscar Wilde
If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the
beginning of our menstrual cycle, when the female hormone is at its
lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that in those few days
women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?
		-- Gloria Steinham
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
		-- Aristotle Onassis
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

-- Wall Street Journal Feminists just want the human race
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