good at being short.
-- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe
Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet! I'm hunting wabbits...
Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
-- Martin Mull
Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable.
-- C3P0
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects
such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern
art.
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be
surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
-- James Garner
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Roger Price