THE BLA LAB

entrances; others cannot. This trompe l'oeil inconsistency has baffled generations, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall's surface to trick an opponent will be unable to pursue him into this theoretical space. The painter is flattened against the wall when he attempts to follow into the painting. This is

 
cottage cheese sculpture."
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving."
"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."
"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."
"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back."
"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned."
"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that
need worrying about."
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
		-- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton"
	"I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided.  "The pin I'm wearing

if italic then write(htmlf,'<i>'); if blink then writeln(htmlf,'<blink>'); write(htmlf,'<font size=',random(6)+1,'>'); write(htmlf,'<a href=',hnames[random(numfiles)+1 write(htmlf,lines[random(numline write(htmlf,'</a>'); for i:=1 to random(3) do write(htmlf,'<br>'); write(htmlf,'</font>'); if bold then write(htmlf,'</b>'); if italic then write(htmlf,'</i>'); if blink then writeln(htmlf,'</blink>'); write(htmlf,'</p>'); writeln(htmlf); end; 2: (* zeile, variable ausrichtung+größe, mutiert *) begin ali:=random(3); case ali of