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say no.
		-- Marcus Valerius Martialis
You can have a dog as a friend.  You can have whiskey as a friend.  But
if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing
your dog.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would.
You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words
in your sleep to get divorced.
You just know when a relationship is about to end.  My girlfriend called me
at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom.  "It's very
simple," I said. "You start by filling up the bathtub with water..."
You know what we can be like:  See a guy and think he's cute one minute, the
next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see
him having an extramarital affair.  By the time someone says "I'd like you to

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learn that we du und ich und die Kinder, The surest sign Lots of girls -- Kwaheri (1965) The
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"Let our thoughts be correct".
Marriage is
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drudge for his living at seventy, sooner than work at anything but his art. -- Shaw A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction. -- William Faulkner A yawn is a silent shout. -- G.K. Chesterton A young man wrote to Mozart and said: Q: "Herr Mozart,

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terrible problem, Doctor.  I have a son at Harvard and another son at
Princeton; I've just gifted each of them with a new Ferrari; I've got
homes in Beverly Hills, Palm Beach, and a co-op in New York; and I've
got a thriving ranch in Venezuela.  My wife is a gorgeous young actress
who considers my two mistresses to be her best friends."
	The psychiatrist looked at the patient, confused.  "Did I miss
something?  It sounds to me like you have no problems at all."
	"But, Doctor, I only make $175 a week."

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