Plots are like girdles.  Hidden, they hold your interest; revealed, they're
of no interest except to fetishists. Like girdles, they attempt to contain
an uncontainable experience.
		-- R.S. Knapp
Potahto' Pictures Productions Presents:
	SPUD ROGERS OF THE 25TH CENTURY: Story of an Air Force potato that's
left in a rarely used chow hall for over two centuries and wakes up in a world
populated by soybean created imitations under the evil Dick Tater.  Thanks to
him, the soy-potatoes learn that being a 'tater is where it's at.  Memorable
line, "'Cause I'm just a stud spud!"
	FRIDAY THE 13TH DINER SERIES: Crazed potato who was left in a
fryer too long and was charbroiled carelessly returns to wreak havoc on
unsuspecting, would-be teen camp cooks.  Scenes include a girl being stuffed
with chives and Fleischman's Margarine and a boy served up on a side dish
with beets and dressing.  Definitely not for the squeamish, or those on
diets that are driving them crazy.

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drei Fenster.. Wären wir nur geblieben, hätten Wurzeln geschlagen irgendwo.. Tina steht am Fenster, die Zeitung liegt auf dem Tisch, Tina am Fenster, Fotos an der Wand, Fotos in der Zeitung.. Wir können reden, sage ich, reden wir, sagt Tina, wir reden aber nicht, Schweigen am Tisch.. Bist du fertig, Schatz?

		-- W.C. Fields
I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
		-- George Eliot
I'm very old-fashioned.  I believe that people should marry for life,
like pigeons and Catholics.
		-- Woody Allen
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
		-- Mae West
I've spent almost all of my life with highly intelligent men.  They're not
like other men.  Their spirit is great and stimulating.  They hate strife;
indeed they reject it.  Their inventive gifts are boundless.  They demand
devotion and obedience.  And a sense of humor.  I happily gave all of this.
I was lucky to be chosen and clever enough to understand them.
		-- Marlene Dietrich, on her friendship with Ernest Hemingway
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.