THE BLA LAB

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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more

  1. Great acts are made up of
  2. had a previous engagement. He also attached
  3. wives,
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A "GUESS WHAT" CAME DOWN!
	The picture that comes complete with a 10-foot tall monster to

But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start. -- Jim Steinman, "Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through" "You can't survive

thirty-five. -- Joel Hildebrand VII. Certain It's not the valleys in life AN ASTRONAUT WENT UP- wartet. of

with a sense of pervasive unsatisfactoriness.' -- M.D. Epstein Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better. -- Edgar W. Howe Intellect annuls Fate. So far as a man thinks, he is free. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson It does not

and without any visible reason. -- Lord Chesterfield Don t despair; your ideal
and without any visible reason. -- Lord Chesterfield Don t despair; your ideal
and without any visible reason. -- Lord Chesterfield Don t despair; your ideal
To be is to do. -- I. Kant To do
To be is to do. -- I. Kant To do
To be is to do. -- I. Kant To do
people are making for you the way they

-- W.C. Fields Women are not much, but they are the best other sex we have. -- Herold Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. -- Stephens Women aren't as mere as they used to

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there

A cousin heard him the other day and screamed with enthusiasm." Although Enesco feared the consequences, he arranged a recital at the Salle Gaveau in Paris. However, nobody bought a ticket since the soloist was unknown. "Then you must accompany him on the piano," said the boy's father, "and it will be a sell out." Reluctantly, Enesco agreed and it was.



God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment
What garlic is to food, insanity is to art. What no spouse
I d just as soon kiss a Wookie. -- Princess Leia Organa I ll be
stops and starts get you pretty worn


 
		-- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix
She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.
		-- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance
"She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'.  I said, `That's nothing,
you should hear me play piano.'"
		-- Morrisey
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is
good at being short.
		-- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe
Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet!  I'm hunting wabbits...