"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned." "I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that need worrying about." I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton" "I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm a member of the IA. That's Inamorati Anonymous. An inamorato is somebody in love. That's the worst addiction of all."