I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep both Dracula
and Superman away.
		-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.  There's a
knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.
		-- Gallagher
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.
		-- Princess Leia Organa
I'll be Grateful when they're Dead.
I'll never get off this planet.
		-- Luke Skywalker

why did you Di......eeee"
The caretaker walks up, pardons himself and asks politely,
	"Excuse me, sir, but I've been seeing you for hours now,
carrying on at this grave.  You must have been very close to the deceased."

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      2: write(htmlf,'<div align=right>');
     end;
    write(htmlf,'<b>');
    write(htmlf,'<font size=',random(6)+1,'>');
    a_rnd:=random(2)+1;
    tmpl:=tokens[random(numtokens)+1];
    italic:=false;
    for i:=1 to length(tmpl) do
    begin
       if tmpl[i]='&' then italic:=true;
       if not italic then tmpl[i]:=upcase(tmpl[i]);