of every age in every city in every year.  The notorious sexual revolution
has saved no one from the pain and confusion of love.
		-- Alix Kates Shulman
My notion of a husband at forty is that a woman should be able to change him,
like a bank note, for two twenties.
Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy.
		-- Linda Festa
Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested.
Never eat at a place called Mom's.  Never play cards with a man named Doc.
And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
		-- Nelson Algren, "What Every Young Man Should Know"
Never go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight.
		-- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints"
Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
		-- Nelson Algren
Never tell.  Not if you love your wife ... In fact, if your old lady walks