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-- Alfred Hitchcock Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. -- Ann Landers Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. -- attributed to both Fred Allen and Ernie Kovacs Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping the top of the barrel. -- Gore Vidal Ten years



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there somewhere.  The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation.  Ecology and
politics and sane living.
	Think of what a better world it would be if we all -- the whole world
-- had cookies and milk about 3 o'clock every afternoon and then lay down with
our blankets for a nap.  Or if we had a basic policy in our nation and other
nations to always put things back where we found them and cleaned up our own
messes.  And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into

... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space armada. Alex (the gunner): What?!? Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against overwhelming odds. Alex: It'll be a slaughter! Grig: That's the spirit! -- The Last Starfighter H.

Use ladder tonight -- you're splitting my ends. Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her husband's

husbands:    
All heiresses are beautiful.
		-- John Dryden
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell
them apart.
All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog.  Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.
All the men on my staff can type.
		-- Bella Abzug
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
American culture is based on the automobile, and any young man of promise
is going to own one and want to travel great distances in it.  Consequently,
any young woman of aspiration should expect to spend most of her vacations
in a car, probing into unfamiliar corners.  She is not required to know how
to drive but she will certainly be expected to read the road map while her