If you want divine justice, die.
		-- Nick Seldon
If your aim in life is nothing, you can't miss.
If your happiness depends on what somebody else does, I guess you do
have a problem.
		-- Richard Bach, "Illusions"
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
		-- Voltaire
Immortality -- a fate worse than death.
		-- Edgar A. Shoaff
In dwelling, be close to the land.
In meditation, delve deep into the heart.
In dealing with others, be gentle and kind.

come in and sink my boats.
		-- Woody Allen
Be circumspect in your liaisons with women.  It is better to be seen at
the opera with a man than at mass with a woman.
		-- De Maintenon
Be prepared to accept sacrifices.  Vestal virgins aren't all that bad.
Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another.
Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.
Before marriage the three little words are "I love you," after marriage
they are "Let's eat out."
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.