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where everything is reversed, after which the point becomes to understand
more and more that there is something which cannot be understood.
-- S. Kierkegaard
Mohandas K. Gandhi often changed his mind publicly. An aide once asked him
how he could so freely contradict this week what he had said just last week.
The great man replied that it was because this week he knew better.
Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do,
and how to be, I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the
graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school.
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Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whatever
depths they were once able to plumb.
-- Stanley Kaufman
Authors are easy to get on with -- if you're fond of children.
-- Michael Joseph, "Observer"
Bahdges? We don't need no stinkin' bahdges!
-- "The Treasure of Sierra Madre"
Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent
and original in your work.
-- Flaubert
Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.
"Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>
Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but much
extinguishes it.
-- Hannah More
Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small,
it enkindles the great.
All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most
ridiculous ones.
-- La Rochefoucauld
Always there remain portions of our heart into which no one is able to enter,
invite them as we may.
Bondage maybe, discipline never!
-- T.K.
Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintance
and without any visible reason.
-- Lord Chesterfield
Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.
But she can never catch him at it.
Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on sales.
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of
insincerity possible between two human beings.
-- Vicki Baum
Marriage causes dating problems.
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
-- Stanislaw Lem
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Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day?
Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two
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