next morning it was someone else.
		-- Will Rogers
It has been justly observed by sages of all lands that although a man may be
most happily married and continue in that state with the utmost contentment,
it does not necessarily follow that he has therefore been struck stone-blind.
		-- H. Warner Munn
	It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.  Your parents will
not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and
because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature
human beings.
	The worst kind of friend to take home is a girl, because in that case,
there is the potential that your parents will lose you not just for the 
duration of the visit but forever.  The worst kind of girl to take home is one
of a different religion:  Not only will you be lost to your parents forever but
you will be lost to a woman who is immune to their religious/moral arguments

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Girls who throw themselves at men, are actually taking very careful aim.

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A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her frrm doing anything wrong--

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to change your mind. One day it was announced that the young monk Kyogen

right." "Oh, never mind," the disappointed salesman said. "I think I'm in the wrong joke." When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary. -- Balzac When two people are under the influence of the most violent,