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-- Baba

Komm wieder, war nur ein kleiner Rückfall, kann passieren, komm zurück, geht nicht ohne dich, sitze hier über den

A: "But I never asked anybody how." Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing. Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry. If I

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         Die Schmerzen schmecken nicht schlecht.
         Kann ich noch ein paar davon haben? Hier, nimm dir, bedien
         dich nur, es freut mich, wenn es dir schmeckt..
         Ich habe keinen Appetit mehr, es ist nur noch der Hunger, 

Today when a man ghts married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering

-- Wall Street Journal Feminists just want the human race to be
All the men on my staff can type. -- Bella
If you wait long enough, it will go away... after
-- Englebert Humperdinck
-- Lily Tomlin "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn t go


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I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep both Dracula
and Superman away.
		-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.  There's a
knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.
		-- Gallagher
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie.
		-- Princess Leia Organa
I'll be Grateful when they're Dead.
I'll never get off this planet.
		-- Luke Skywalker
I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.
I'm not a real movie star -- I've still got the same wife I started out

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		-- Margaret H. Sanger
No woman can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner.
		-- Lord Thomas Dewar
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of
him than he deserves.
		-- Edgar Watson Howe

		Antartic, Artic, North Atlantic, South Atlantic, Indian,
		North Pacific, South Pacific.
	Can you name the seven dwarfs from Snow White?
		Doc, Dopey, Sneezy, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy and Bashful.
Fremen add life to spice!
				FROM THE DESK OF
				Dorothy Gale
	Auntie Em:
		Hate you.
		Hate Kansas.
		Taking the dog.

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