THE BLA LAB
"Hello?" his friend answers. "Hi!" says the man. "This is Bob, how
People of all sorts of genders
Don t take life seriously, you ll never get out alive. Doubt isn t the opposite of faith;
a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat. "And yet just a short


Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the
world has ever seen.
Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.
		-- Sigmund Freud
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love.
		-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
Love is a grave mental disease.
		-- Plato
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips

painting by Goya. -- Stravinsky I have a very strange feeling about this... -- Luke Skywalker "I have come up with a sure-fire

-- Stanislaw Lem A fake sebastianteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she

everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart
I know not how I came into
I know not how I came into
I know not how I came into

t- Sidney creenstreet, &nugufThe Maltese Falcon&auot;

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	The birds are singing, the flowers are budding, and it is time
for Miss Manners to tell young lovers to stop necking in public.
	It's not that Miss Manners is immune to romance.  Miss Manners
A woman is like your shadow;
their sustenance, like beavers, moles and ants. So you see,
statue, and so


her makeup. sebastian DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #6 Bathrooms: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be

of this life. -- Albert
ou de faire souffrir. [One is always a little afraid of
thinking: all the rest of the world is slow, gradual


IV. The time required for an object to fall twenty




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