The average woman would really like to be told if her mate is fooling
around behind her back. This same woman wouldn't tell her best friend if
she knew the best friends' mate was having an affair. She'll tell all her
OTHER friends, however. The average man won't say anything if he knows that
continues to pay for it.
-- Peggy Joyce
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
-- Arthur Baer
Alimony is the curse of the writing classes.
-- Norman Mailer
All heiresses are beautiful.
-- John Dryden